From Battlebots and The Land of Leeper
Jenni: “Ah, Jill? You just soldered the black to the red.”
Jill: “… I knew that.”
Mr. Leeper: “Some people look nerdy no matter what they wear.”
Carly: “Like you?”
Jill: “It’ll work. It just doesn’t know it yet.”
Carly: “Jill, let The Freshman help you with that” *starts reattaching Ed’s lid*
Jill: “Um, I was trying to take that OFF…”
Jill: “Turn on, aaaaand… it’s not working.”
Jenni: “Did you connect it to the battery?”
Jill: ”…Ah. That would help.”
Jill: “Jill’s thinking baaaaaaaad words right now…”
Jill: “You know, I think the last person who used this file used it as a nosepicker.”
Jill: “I love holding a screwdriver. It gives you a feeling of power. It would make a great murder weapon.”
Mr. Leeper: “We need to decide on a winner.”
Gabby: “Ross!”
Mr. Leeper: “Not who has the cutest buns – who has the best robot.”
Mr. Leeper: “I’m a girl, except for, I’m a boy.”
Mr. Leeper: “You’re convinced a calculator will turn your brain to oatmeal, and I agree with you.”
Mr. Leeper: “I fling shame on you!”
Mr. Leeper: “Come on now, math dance with me!”
Mr. Leeper: “…Isn’t seventeen plus twenty-five eight?”
Min-su: “Wonderful.”
Jenni and Carly: “Heeeeere’s your sign, Mr. Leeper.”
Mr. Leeper: “See, when I was a youngster, Julie Andrews was a babe. We didn’t say ‘hott’ like you guys do; we said ‘fox’.”
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From the Lunch Table Gang
Jenni: “I don’t say ‘lime’. I say ‘a twist of lemon’.”
Sami: ”It’s still a lime.”
Carly: “Put the lime in the coconut…”
Sami: “Jenni, you look like a wallaby.”
Sami: “‘Truth or Dare’ is no fun with Christians.” (A/N: Only if they act like Christians…)
Sami: “Ed [Elric] can’t be straight. Ed can’t be gay. Ed HAS no sexual orientation! He’s a bunch of lines!”
Caroline: “It’s in Spanish, except for the English parts.”
Kaitlen: “Carly, he harasses me too, it’s okay.”
Elisabeth: “Did you just call me a dipwad?!”
Jenni: “Yes, I did!”
Elisabeth: “You have every right to!”
Sami: “No offense – wait, yes! Offense! Plenty of offense!”
Sami: “‘Are you new?’ ‘No, I’ve been here for fourteen years but I’ve ignored you for ten, but let’s be friends!’ Yeah, that’s gonna go over great.”
Caroline: “Jenni, everyone has their dimwit moments.”
Kaitlen: “Hey look! Boys!”
Kaitlen: “We’ll double date! Let me grab someone!”
Sami: “‘Kakashi’ sounds like some kind of food.”
Sami: “Here, I have a very nice senior that wants to sit with me. There, I have a senior who wants to sit with me, but he’s hot and he’s male! Not that you’re not attractive, but you’re not male!”
Jenni: “Well, you two are girls, so it’s different.”
Sami: “Well, he’s not a girl as far as I know.”
Elisabeth: “Fourscore and seven freaking years ago…”
Ethan: “Wait… you’re supposed to wear those on your feet?”
Sami: “Let’s have a normal conversation for once.”
Kaitlen: “What do normal girls talk about?” (A/N: Sad, but true…)
Sami: “Gyaaaah, gimme my Peeps!”
Sami: “Would either of you like a bunny ear-head-butt?”
Carly: “I CALL THE BUTT!!!”
Elisabeth: “I wouldn’t be surprised if she got married to a piece of paper.”
Sami: “When I say ‘everything’, I don’t mean ‘everything’, I just mean ‘everything’.”
Sami: “Maybe THAT’S why it’s called ‘Bleach’! He has white hair!”
Caroline: “Loop-loop-loop-loop-loop!”
Sami: “Everybody wants to be a – cookie!”
Kaitlen: “Hello, sssss – Jenni. Your name is Jenni.” (A/N: Yes, it is… thanks for remembering…)
Sami: ”You are a JERK, along with a few other things I’m really not allowed to say.”
Sami: “That’s a makeup term; how does Mr. Schillinger know that?”
Elisabeth: “I’m going to have a bad day for the rest of my life.”
Ethan: “Whoa! Whoa! Don’t go there!”
Elisabeth: “I called him a cute fuzzy bunny!”
Carly: “Yeah, a playboy bunny.”
Sami: “I didn’t have a life to give, and they took it anyway.”
Chris: “He’s got pencilled-on abs.”
Carly: “That is such a Mary-Sue story!”
Elisabeth: “Who’s Mary-Sue?”
Sami: “Well duh, Jenni and I could be a cute couple if we were more alike!” (A/N: I don’t even remember the story behind this one…)
Ethan: “Look, Elisabeth! My hand’s on Jenni’s shoulder, and she’s my sister!”
Jenni: *being completely innocent* “Hey Car… there was this term I saw online the other day, and I didn’t know what it was or how to pronounce it… it’s spelled Y-A-O-I. What is that?”
Carly: *sweatdrops* “… uh, Kaitlen? You wanna tell her?”
Kaitlen: *sweatdrops* “Um… Jen, how do I…. ummmm…”
Sami: *starts laughing hysterically*
*our corner of the gym explodes into insane laughter and fangirl giggles* (A/N: Yes, I really did ask Carly flat out what yaoi was. Because I really honestly didn’t know. I am so naive…)
Sami: “I need a refill on my water.”
Jenni: “I’d get up, but Carly’s appropriated my foot.”
Sami: “Hey, can I snuggle with a foot?”
Jenni: “Sure. Pick a foot, any foot. …I only have two.”
Sami: “Crap desu!”
Kaitlen: “There’s a really big freakin’ step!”
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From Other Ridgeville Peeps – Much love, y’all
Brianna: “What is that stuff?”
Alana: “I think it’s, like, a latte.”
Grace: *snorts* “They’re smart. It’s waffle mix.”
Jacob: “The Bahamas should be ours. We should just, like take them over.”
Mrs. Conway: “I’m not going to look up your skirts to make sure you’re wearing real pantyhose.”
Jaynie: “It looks like you’re making out with an ice cream cone.”
Mrs. Lauver: “I don’t know any of you that look in the mirror in the morning and go, ‘Mwah! I luv ya, baby!’”
Brianna: “So nobody has this done, except… no one?”
Justin: “When did she get in here?”
Mrs. Conway: “We need to make sure we’re tucked in, belted, unzipped…” (A/N: Referring to jackets being off, you pervs.)
Mrs. Lauver: “So, Jacob, what do guys think of girls who come in half-dressed?”
Amanda: “Hello, I have a life!”
Leanne: “Say ‘what are we doing after school’ in Italy-an.” (A/N: Yes, that is how she pronounced it.)
Lindsey: “Yeah, my dude in those role-playing games would always die of hungerization.”
Mr. Bowman: “If I ever find his ‘inner child’, I’m going to kick his rear end.”
Mrs. Lauver: “SMACK! Mark of the beast, ya caveman!”
Mrs. Lauver: “Satan’s not stupid; he’s just dumb.”
Josiah: “You guys, I know it! ‘The Tragedies of Jesus’!”
Brianna: “Don’t go to dances! You’ll get pregnant and die!”
Josiah: “Did you see Lost last night? It was so stupid. Nothing happened. I just wasted my life.”
Mrs. Filaseta: “What do you wear when it’s cold?”
Justin: “Long Juans.”
Brianna: “Can we talk about Oprah?”
Mrs. Lauver: “I want to go through every step with you, hold your hand, pick flowers and put them in your hair.”
Mrs. Donley: “We’re not allowed to have issues during Cinderella.”
Jacob: “Yeah? Well, I’m a mango belt with seven silver stripes.”
Mrs. Lauver: “Heaven’s gonna be a neverending frappachino.”
Mrs. Conway: “Aaron? I’m so happy you’re awake for once. Perhaps you should keep your mouth shut.”
Mrs. Lauver: “Ugh… juniors are stupid.”
Mrs. Lauver: “We are going to kick some serious Guatamalan boo-tee.”
Caleb: “Apple is so much better than Macintosh.”
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From CJ and Myself~ at least, the appropriate ones
Carly: “‘Riza’ is more turtle-worthy. Hey, what time is it?”
Jenni: “9… 10… 11… miniskirts…” (A/N: If you don’t get this one… shame on you.)
Carly: “Who tried to walk in on me? Hee-Jin? Oh, that’s okay.”
Carly: “I AM NOT LESBO!!!” (A/N: glad to hear it.)
Jenni: “NOBODY IS A HAMSTER!!!”
Carly: “If you want to be my lover/ you gotta get with my friends/ Something I’m not allowed to repeat in school/ Friendship never ends!”
Carly: “Uhh… sketching you?”
Carly: “HOLY GATORADE!!!”
Jenni: “I don’t know very much useful Spanish. All I know are numbers 1 through 9000.”
Carly: “Well, that’s certainly useful if you want to give some hot Spanish guy your phone number.”
Carly: “Hey, since our robot’s name is Ed, maybe we should name the remote control Alphonse!”
Jenni: “…No.”
Jenni: “HOLY… WHOA!!!”
Carly: “If he says ‘tractor’, I’m going to be mad.”
Jenni: “Amos with needles… now that’s a scary thought.”
Jenni: “You tell a guy to kiss off and die because he was defending you?! You are never going to get married!”
Carly: “What do I look like, a druggie?!”
Carly: “Just call me ’snuffles’…”
Carly: “Give me a pineapple.”
Jenni: “Hogan’s Heroes is not a Disney movie!”
Carly: “I think snuggling with Roy crosses at least one of those lines.”
Jenni: “What about him?”
Carly: “What about who?”
Jenni: “Kakashi.”
Carly: “I said ‘car key’.”
Carly: “This isn’t easy mac, it’s more like pain-in-the-butt mac.”
Carly: “You are not fluffy!”
Carly: “Wake up the whole house, and Chris!”
Carly: “‘Arf!’ I’m a kitty!”
Carly: “I got a fangirl crush on Hitsugaya! I got no time for him! …Hitsugaya is hotness in a box! It’s like someone overdosed him on hotness pills!”
Carly: “I LOVE getting dressed in the morning! It’s so much FUN!”
Carly: “They sing, they dance, they go make out under a tree…” (A/N: Referring to Cinderella, which is actually pretty accurate.)
Jenni: “Hey, Fuery DOES look like a chipmunk!”
Carly: “Okay, Operation Orihime will now commence!”
Jenni: “Okay, please scoot that way so when you turn around, you’re not in danger of kissing me.”
Carly: “A baka-neko in a box is a baka-neko.” (A/N: This is a classic. Get used to hearing it.)
Carly: “Hey, Jenni! ‘Schimmels’ rhymes with ’shut up’!”
Carly: “Geez, that’s a fuzzy pink knife in the chest.”
Carly: “You guys, Leeper’s on ‘The Wiggles’!!!”
Carly: *holds up key rings* “Hey, can I wear these?”
Jenni: “Nice. The Virgin Punked-Out Mary.” (A/N: Okay, this was during a Bible skit, and Carly was Mary, and we were bored, and I’m not even going to try to explain it for one more second.)
Jenni: “Your muses are on coffee break?”
Carly: “Yeah! A coffee break! A sauna break! Something!”
I SAID FRICKING CAR KEY! XD
Sex break! xD;;;;;;; WHY DID YOU CENSOR ME