From People at DC
Alaska: “[Belch]! That’s what I think of all this chemistry stuff!”
Mike: “Yeah, and the amazing thing is, Pikachu still trumps everything!”
Meghan: “I won’t need math later in life. All I’ll need to know is plusing and adding.”
Brandon: “I got a nosebleed in the middle of study hall.” (A/N: If you don’t get this… you fail.)
Chris: “For simplicity’s sake, let’s say yes.”
Lindsey: “No, ’cause apparently we’re all blind, deaf, and stupid.”
Joey: “Did you know they have an Airsoft sniper gun?”
Mike: “Yes, and it hurts like a mother from five feet.”
Mrs. Moore: “Chris, you are not a smart person.”
J.J.: “Do you realize that Jesus is the closest thing we have to a zombie?”
Brandon: “My grade is getting pooped on this quarter.”
Nia: “I hate cold weather. It’s gonna be on my tombstone. ‘She hated cold weather.’”
Brandon: “You mean Roy Mustang? You’ve been officially demoted to n00b.”
Josh: “It’s raining snow!”
Elise: “Pink sparkles means you’re on drugs!”
Alex: “So, wait… then Armstrong…”
Courtney: “No, Casey, this isn’t real life. This is fake life.”
Marley: “James-freaking-Dingas!”
Brett: ”We’re Americans. We’re naturally inclined to be lazy bastards.” (A/N: Ridiculously true…)
Mrs. Keith: “Kenny? I like you, but you’re annoying.”
Katy Lee: “The gods of photography have smiled upon you.”
Katy Lee: “He looks like he’s listening, but you can see in his eyes, he’s really thinking, ‘Wow, I really like cheese sandwiches.’”
Melanie: “You pity her, but she’s a lying skank.”
Alex: “Higginson: Death by Tentacles.”
Jenni: “Are you gonna write that in the Death Note? ‘Higginson: Death by Tentacles’?”
Mrs. Wailes: “Yes, that’s what I mean. It’s an equalizer. You have gone through the blender of eternity.”
Alex: “You’ve taken a dump on humanity!”
Alex: “Smart people quotes. I am not a smart people.” (A/N: Not if you talk like that…)
Brian: “I died – almost.”
Alex: “Where did THOSE come from?!”
Mr. Pyle Jr.: “95% of the world does not speak American.” (A/N: Based on our grammar, I’m not surprised.)
Alex: “Stop it! You’re ruining my fanboy moment!”
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From Random People
Peter: “I am Peter, son of my father. Fear me!”
Random kid: “Hey, you used to be Mr. Schillinger!”
Daniel: “Yeah, but you have to slow down to taste the food.”
Sheneal: “That’s the only time you slow down!”
Clarice: “I mean, a lamb looking like it had been slain with seven horns and seven eyes? Talk about the fear of the Lord, man!”
Justin: “We very specifically specified what we wanted from them.”
Random kid: *points at chameleon* “Daddy, look! Look at that giant cricket! Look how big he is!”
