Okay, this is where I post up noteable phrases from my real life. A lot of these have really long stories and/or inside jokes behind them, so try not to freak out. Please note that “xxx” means words, while *xxx* means actions. Updated often, so check back for more laughs.
EDIT 1.17.08: Please click on the subpages to find quotes from various sources. The page was getting waaaaay too long to have on one page. Ja ne!
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*Ahem*
… Is there a comment there?
…SPAM ALERT!!!
Anyway… glad you got your picture working!
You are teh poophead. That is all.
Wow… Random quotes are so much fun! I definately need to start a page for random quotes… In fact, I’ll title it Random Quotes!
Am not. *razzberry*
razzberry? What in the name of %$^#
Hah. Serves you right. *sticks tongue out*
Anybody seen CJ recently? Or did she fall off the face of the earth, as writers are prone to do?
She died. Funeral services of her blog will commence between 4:00 tuesday and 6:00 at Tobias funeral home.
(now THAT’s dedication)
nuh-uh you’re a blooberry
Yes! I’m in there TWWICE!!! WHOOT!!!
Actually, the first one was the Alex from my Chemistry class.
Sorry.
O.o
My faves:
1. The Bleach/white hair quote… because Sam is THAT dense when it comes to anime.
2. The one where I dissed Leeper’s sense of style! Me FTW!
3. ‘Operation Orihime’ lololol
4. The ones that have anything to do with Hitsugaya
5. THE MUSES QUOTE, LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
6. Miniskirt… ^_^
7. Naming the remote control alphonse
8. Cute fuzzy bunny/Playboy bunny quote
9. “OHMYGOSH, YOU GUYS, LEEPER’S ON THE WIGGLES!!!!!!!!!!” lololololololololol
10. MIN-SU LOLOLOL. He always said the most freaking hysterical things…. I miss the little Narutard *cries*
BTW, I’m listening to ‘im Too Sexy’ right now ^_^
“Ed HAS no sexual orientation! He’s a bunch of lines!”
I forgot that one……
Wait, who was the guy I told to kiss off and die?
LOL, TRIPLE COMMENT
3/5ths of those quotes were, like, mine or directly inspired by me… so why am I still single?!?!?!?
The guy was Chris aka bakahentai. I can’t believe you forgot that. ^_^ Agh, I forgot the Wiggles one! …. okay, fixed! And I added the one that you put on your “about” page.
Alex, your comment has been removed due to content. Please be more careful in the future.
no! nyaaaaaaa
Um, The maker of that show needs to be edited for content. God will most definitely show his almighty wrath on that sicko, Poor Rika…
Jenni! Carly gave me the link. This is awesome! I miss you so much! *cries*
Nia and the cold weather! LO-friggin-L! Nia’s a beast!
HEY! NO! You lie-eth. Katy Lee has the most quotes from DC *pouts* i got a humble two quotes…nyaaa
Whaat? you got 6 man… I got 3, and beleive me, I counted. I just don’t care all that much
[A/N: some of the quotes have been edited due to content.]
All my awesome facebook quotes:
FALCON PAUWNCH! it solves teenage pregnancy!
Super special awesome ultra special mega sexy transformation sequence go!
Mike: You’re such an jerk!
Rob: If by jerk, you mean dual weilding nunchuck abraham lincoln… then yes, I concur.
“How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?” Littlekuriboh
Victory by forfeit!
It’s a well known fact that all wizards wear monacles.
I am Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon.
Rob: I search for traps!
Mike: What? You’re nowhere important yet.
Rob: Hahaha I rolled a twenty!
Mike: You see no traps.
Rob: But I rolled a twenty! I should see all the hidden traps!
Mike: Fine. You see all ZERO hidden traps. God you’re retarded.
Rob: I search for hidden walls!
Mike: You’re standing outside, there are no walls.
Rob: That’s cuz they’re hidden, dipwad.
Rob: Boink? ;D
Mike: Wow… simply… wow. You still have to roll for it, you know?
*rolls*
Rob: Twenty plus four, that means I score!
V: Hey dorkey! DORKEY!!!
K: …my name’s not dorkey…
V: SHUT THE HECK UP! YOUR NAME IS DORKEY IF I SAY IT IS! I HAVE OFFICIALLY DECIDED THAT YOUR NEW NAME IS DORKEY, AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, I’LL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!!
K: … ummm okay…
V: Now where was I… Oh that’s right! HEY DORKEY!
K: What..?
V: YOU SUCK!
An orignal composition: “Love is like a windmill. It just, sits there and spins. And if you ever just try to watch it, it makes you sick.”
@apocalex13: Okay, I don’t know you that well (I don’t really even know who you are), so I’m going to try and be nice about this. In the future, please moderate your language in your comments. This site’s rating is set at PG, and I’d like to keep it that way. This includes in comments from other people.
As a general rule, avoid cursing and sexual references in excess. “But they’re direct quotes!!” No. Edit them. You’ll live. Use symbols if you have to. I’m not going to be utterly Puritanical about this, but please use some common sense. Under no circumstances will the f-bomb be tolerated. I also reserve the right to delete or edit any comments that do not meet these guidelines. Thanks so much!
you’re so nice about it, Jen xD;;;;;
Oh no. It looks nice on paper, but if I was speaking it, you could tell I was mad.